There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
Zach GalifianakisYou're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
Zach GalifianakisWhether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
Zach Galifianakis