I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.