I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.

'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.