When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.