When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.

I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.