I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.