I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.