I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.