The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

I call my balls the bush twins.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.