I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.