You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."
I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.