Hookers don't like to snuggle.
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.