The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.