When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.