When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

My forte is awkwardness.