When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.