My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.