You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.