Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

My forte is awkwardness.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.