Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it's pretty hard. There's desperation. A lot of people are desperate, and a lot of people are clueless, including me. It's hard to try to figure it out. I've never told you, but I have head shots that if you saw them... they're so terrible! It's so embarrassing.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

If you see something, say something.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.