I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.