I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.