I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.