A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'