Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"