Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.