At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.