At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.