My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.