I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
I call my balls the bush twins.
You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.