You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.

My comfort zone is press conferences.

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.