You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

My comfort zone is press conferences.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.