You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.