You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.