It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."