It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

My comfort zone is press conferences.

I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.