It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!