People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.