People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.