People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.