I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.