I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.