I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
My forte is awkwardness.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
My real last name is Galifianakisburg.