My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.