I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'

As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.