I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.