I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

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