The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but your scent is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

If you see something, say something.

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'