My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.