I call my balls the bush twins.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.