I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.