I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.