I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

If you see something, say something.

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.