I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.