There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.