There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."