But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?