But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?