I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.