I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.