I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.