I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.