Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.

I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?