Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.