Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.