Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash