Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.