Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.