Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash