Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.