Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.