Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.