Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.