I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

Macho does not prove mucho

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.