I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?