I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.