I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.