I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.