Macho does not prove mucho
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.