It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

Macho does not prove mucho

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.