I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.