Macho doesn't prove mucho.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.