One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?