I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.