Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.