Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

Macho does not prove mucho

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.