You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.