The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.