You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
Macho does not prove mucho
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.