As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

Macho does not prove mucho

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.