As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.