As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.