Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?