Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.