I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.